Tuesday, August 14, 2007

MSS's favorite student


When v were in our seventh sem v had power system simulation. All of us thought that this was the toughest lab in the whole of engineering... courtesy MSS : " Bahala kashta kanri power system simulation labu. ellaru guarantee fail ago bidthare"
But it was completely different for our hero. Power system simulation lab was like drinking water. He had used his Einstein instincts to solve all the problems with great ease. In the process he had impressed nobody less than the great MSS : " Satish chandra....." she kept chanting his name very often in front of the other student like a mantra.

She would very often tell us "Satish chandra avaru namma level ge bandiddare kanree". I could never make out as to what this statement actually meant.
Hope u guys have got it :-P..........

He was the only student to have got 25 on 25 in the lab internals.
"How can anybody else get more than Satish chandra in the lab" was what MSS said.....

Above all this, his record is still kept in the lab as a reference manual for the juniors. This has been preserved as a priced posession by MSS , as a museum piece as it was the only one of such a type.
MSS CAN NEVER FORGET CHANDRA FOR SURE




Forget it...

This happened during the final phase of the project when we were preparing the Project Report.
Team Lead: Our Hero Tichick
Team members: Gunda, Trigger, Myself-Bond.

Planned meeting place: Triggers Den
Junglee Sat as usual comes 1 hour late. oops 1 and half i guess that day.

He was supposed to get the draft copy of the Report.
Which he forgot at home. (No wonder)
So, he and i decide to head back to his place on his TVS Excel.
After 10 min long schumi style riding, we arrive at his place.
Just to our amazement he has forgotten the House keys at Trigger's place.
ha ha :-)

I cant imagine how much we laughed remembering this incident.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Bio-Data of the Super Star




Bio Data:

Height - Around 5 feet 2 inch if he wears high heals.

Weight - Barely 45, provided he holds something very heavy.

Built - Adnan Sami should get shy.

Vehicle - (Before) His favorite TVS Excel which he used to ride like it is the Schumi's F1 car (Great turns) . (Now) Bajaj Discover which he tries to ride without any scratches (FYI: Blore roads). Well forget scratches, he just tries to ride it. Ok forget riding. He just tries.
Spects: Frame less. Worth only 700. But he paid something around 1500 and is very proud of it.
Hairstyle: School Boy. (he would comb his hair very often) - To impress anyone or someone, but to his luck, no one would get impressed.
Dress: Always formals neatly tucked in. (Some times even at home) He has never worn a T-shirt to college, just imagine. Belts are very essential. No belt - No sat. His maana maryade is in how tight his belts holds his pants up. Because he never used to find the 24 sized pants in market. (I guess it is even lesser than 24. Right sat?)
Footwear: His old liberty foot ware
Food: Barely eats. He can survive just by having air.
Imp Note:
He never keeps anything in his Pockets. Not even his Purse. Because u know why? His purse is so huge. It cant be folded. It is so heavily stuffed. He can find anything you want in his Vertical Purse. Passport photos, stamp size photos, Driving Licence, Electoral Card, Small diary which contains all the birthdays of his special **** friends, Lots of paper, lots of Petrol bills, lots of other unwanted bills, Lots of Visiting cards, Passport also i guess, One metal scale.

This was prior to our seventh semester exam. The story goes like this. I am completely glued to my book as it is the day just before the power systems exam. Late in the night at around 10.30 P.M. my mobile phone rings and i acknowledge the call as the caller happens to b our hero. Our hero has a doubt.

He starts of this way "Ade ade che ade kano.. idu idralle kano doubt irodu, Ade ade kano, hmm en doubt kelbeku annode martoitu kanla" ... believe it or not he goes on like this for around 10 minutes. I at the receiving end start yelling out the syllabus topics hoping that he'll remember it at least then. While i kept tellin the topics the hero remembers what his doubt was. It was just that if we had to learn to draw a diagram for the exam.


Kudos to our hero chandra and his memory
One of the situations, which happened so many times:

Rakesh: Hey tomorrow 8:30 class cancelled.
Sat: Oh is it? Ok i'll come by 9:30 then.
Next day-
Sat as usual comes at 8:30 and waits for the Lecturer for one whole hour :-)
Lo nanage yaaru helale illa..

One more funny story:
This was during our seventh sem days.. companies would come for campus interviews...So in the process our hero got information that a company was coming to NIE.... This company was paying handsomely.....So our hero decides to make a trip to NIE and give it a shot.. The previous night one of his friends by name Madhu comes to know that the company is not coming for some reason and he conveys this very sweetly to our hero..
The next day the story turns out this way:
Our hero makes a trip to NIE completely forgetting the fact that the event had got canceled. He also takes PD along with him to realise later that the company is not coming. Then he returns back to our college... it iwas indeed an amazing sight.. But PD was happy because he got a free ride... This is true to the very best of PD`s nature (OC PD)..........

Our hero is in the habit of using But adre.. both convey the same meaning. Probably our hero was there in the shakespearan times where few words were told again and again in order to stress things.. what a genius.. shakespeare would have felt really happy.....
Once upon a Time in SJCE - Mys, there was an awesome thing called Tichik.
Usk. Usk. sorry..

He had awesome Memory.
He dosent remember what Amnesia is. Does he?

Usk. Usk. sorry..

He checks his Tiffin Box if it is Empty or Full.
U know why?
To see if he is going to coll or coming from coll. :-)